Be healthy, be happy. Or is it dress healthy, be happy? I think it's the second one, and if that's the case then out website has guaranteed happiness for you. With our selection of fruits and vegetable costumes for men, you'll be sure to find a smile on your face. There's nothing goofier than dressing up like a fruit or vegetable, so if getting people to laugh is your game, then these men's fruits and vegetable costumes are right up your alley. Not only will you get them to laugh, but you'll also be setting a good example, an example that says, "Hey, I'm a giant orange, and you know what oranges are filled with, Vitamin C. You need me to better your immune system and help protect your body from disease. So stop wasting time, and go eat an orange."
People need their fruits and vegetables, and you need a fruit or vegetable costume. Don't you want to look like the healthiest person at that Halloween party? If you ever shoveled the vegetables off your plate and into the garbage when your mom wasn't looking, this is the time to make up for it. Gone are the days where you can't leave the table until you finish your fruits and veggies. Tomorrow could be the day where you are the fruits and veggies. Where you get to prance around in your brand new costume singing, "I love to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas."